have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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