So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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