No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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