And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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