You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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