yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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