Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I have tasted many bathrooms
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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