kristin has been a bad kristin
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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