i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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