So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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