We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Randomize
