Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I just found a bag of teeth...
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Randomize
