I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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