Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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