Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i barfeds in our rink
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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