you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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