the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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