i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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