Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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