Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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