If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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