come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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