my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
im holly from the hills drunk
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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