I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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