Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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