More tranny stories later!
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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