There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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