have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
A+ Viking dick
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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