Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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