I'm so fucking centered right now
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
how do you play pong handcuffed?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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