Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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