Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
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