Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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