You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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