Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
i used baking grease as lip gloss
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
