Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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