i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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