What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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