Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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