god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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