is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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