I looked at my own cervix.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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