dude i'm inner monologue high
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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