fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
