he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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