I bet he comes in French.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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