I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
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