If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
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