the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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