I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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