Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Randomize
