all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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